Posted 2 hours ago
zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Virgo is the kind of friend who….

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Virgo is the kind of friend who….

Posted 2 hours ago

princessdaisyofficial:

cringepics:

DOO WEEEE DOOOOO

This is so embarrassing I hope none of y’all act like this in public around other human beings omfg

Posted 3 hours ago

defira85:

neko-shadow:

ow

ow

owowowowow

puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

(Source: renassance)

Posted 3 hours ago

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

Posted 3 hours ago
what would be the abilities of a mage of space
zephaniah91 asked

godtierheadcanons:

There are a few theories as to what the Mage class is. Some think it’s a passive manipulation class (active side being Witch) while others think it’s an active knowing class (passive side being Seer). There’s also those that think it’s a passive creation class (active side being Maid). I should probably go over all 3 ideas.

Passive manipulator class:
If they manipulate space, they would probably be able to make things larger or smaller for the benefit of others. This could be like making someone’s weapon bigger but still the same weight to them (maybe not the enemies).

If they manipulate with space, they would be able to move things through space faster. Teleportation, anyone? They could move a boulder strait into the enemy’s head right before they attack the Mage’s ally.

Both would be very useful in battle.

Active knowing class:
For this the only two situations I can think of would be learning with or knowing about, both with the idea that they are manipulated by the Space aspect.

Learning through would be experimenting, learning creatively (ironic, since their powers tend to have a green glow to them). They could use their powers to try something from afar and see what happens. Those on the more empathy-lacking end might use this aspect to experiment on their friends and see what happens. This pretty much explains the idea of how they would rely

Knowing about Space might mean they’re excellent frog breeders from the start. The game would need a shorter amount of time to let the frog be made because the person would be natural at it and fail less. They would, however, be manipulated by it in the way that perhaps they would spend days without sleeping trying to breed the frog, or trying to find more ways to make the frog have more things than the universe they left had.

Passive creation class:
Creating with space, they could take the material around them and slowly make something out of it. Atoms in the air and the ground slowly formed into a ball, slowly forming a planet that can sustain life (that a Maid of Life could create). They would be slower at creating the frog, but would be more thorough and precise in making it.

creating space would be a faster process, but take much more energy so they can’t do that as often. They would be able to make something out of nothing. Making an entire planet would probably make them pass out, though. The frog would be made faster, but may have more flaws that that of the kind made by creating with space. Some might see it as the shorter time it takes, the better, though.

Posted 3 hours ago

catholmes:

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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Dude, my author fucking sucks. 

(Source: getsby)

Posted 3 hours ago
gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

(Source: memeluvr2)

Posted 3 hours ago

janecrocker:

fujibutts:

greenenglish:

Ladies and gentlemen…

I present… to you…

image

baNANNASPRITE

fuCKING

my life was not complete until this moment

Posted 3 hours ago

thiinka:

raptorific:

What I like about Gordon Ramsey is that he’s very loud and curses a lot but if you actually listen to him he’s like “YOU FUCKING DESERVE TO BE SUCCESSFUL, YOU SHIT, AND I WANT YOUR GODDAMN RESTAURANT TO MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS HAPPY AND TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, FUCKING FUCK.”

Like, if you didn’t understand the actual words he was saying, you’d think he was a sort of dragon, but it turns out he’s saying really nice things very loudly and angrily

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Posted 4 hours ago

Are you kidding me?!

satans-blog-666:

pyropematic:

I was playing sims and made the beta kids, and everything was fine and dandy until I accidently killed Jade and
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she became the sim version of grimbark

simbark

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

brandontalkstrue:

Cartoon Network over the years

Posted 5 hours ago

wrelic-of-wren:

zoomine:

"The Name’s Max, Maximum Ride"

Via ( IAmEmilyK )

I remember this series, I still have the books, I never finished it tho D:

Posted 6 hours ago

sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

Posted 6 hours ago

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset